That awkward moment when there's a gay couple in...
beautyinphotography: thediagonallie: findadventure: victoryjobs: we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~ when this was obviously not the case #that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD the misinterpretation is so real and misleading
endquestionmark: petition to coin the verb “to coulson”; when a fandom collectively decides that something did not happen and actively keeps on keepin’ on petition to coulson 95% of star trek into darkness
Now that yahoo has bought Tumblr
Say hello to ‘SEARCH RESULTS FROM YAHOO’ and goodbye to all your NSFW blogs
My housemate has been blowing her nose for 4...
She’s not sick, she just really enjoys it.
My housemates take 10,000 hours to cook dinner...
And I can’t eat until they go away.
Hahaha Robert Downey Jr. is a trending tag on...
When is he NOT a trending tag on tumblr?
I thought my housemates had gone away for the...
I was wrong.
If you want people to stop slut shaming, stop making ‘controversial photos’, sex tapes, and the intimate sexual lives of celebrities important, scandalous news.
I've been working in hospitality for almost 3...
I’m 19 years old and I’ve just been offered a supervising position at a cafe I have never worked at in my life. Yeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!!
I still feel so childish telling people what I...
“I want to be a geneticist” Like I feel like a 3 year old saying “When I grow up I want to be made of ice cream!!”
and here we see a visual representation of my life
Me: Aww you filthy little hobo *ruffles head* Sister: If you did your hand...– My sister likes to gross me out on facebook chat
I'm a Fridge
People are like refrigerators.
itssimplymeeeee: It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty or plain, tall or short, or have things all over your face, because what truly matters is what’s inside you. this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
you-should-be-studying: I love the fact that the Avengers fandom denied that Coulson died so hard and for so long that they finally made a series about him coming back to life.
What are you doing to combat piracy? One of the things is we get ISPs to...– Netflix’s Ted Sarandos talks Arrested Development, 4K and reviving old shows | Stuff magazine Jesus, every single line in there could serve as an article headline in and of itself. This, right here, is almost a tl;dr of why Netflix is becoming the dominant player in television. (via spytap) …it’s...
I JUST DISCOVERED THE DISNEY CHANNEL ON PANDORA...
I AM CRYING I AM SO HAPPY THAT I AM CRYING
anthonygherkins: If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh But as a 15 - 17 year old with one thing on their mind and a lot of girls reciprocation, I think that sort of behaviour is to be expected. In an Adult, it’s really creepy and not okay. In an adolescent it’s still...
I literally just want to save Lindsay Lohan. I think it can be done. I want to help her. She could be so great!
Dammit, Lohan. you had so much potential!
gromdork: hanksypanky: 100newfears: and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu? it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight! for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.
Things you shouldn't say to people who have lost...
- I’m sure they wouldn’t want you to be like this - You can choose to be miserable, or you can choose to be a bubble person that everyone likes - I have family troubles too. I haven’t spoken to my parents for weeks! - I have friends who have been in similar situations. I know what it’s like - People just need to move on - Isn’t it time you got over it?