Its.Julz

Customer: Do you do cream or ice cream with your cakes?

Me: We do whipped cream, but not ice cream.

Customer: Good, I’ll have a scoop of ice cream with my friand then.

Me: Did I fucking stutter?

Hi. I think you should ask me questions.

IN 25 DAYS, I BECOME AN ADULT. I CAN DRINK! I CAN GO CLUBBING! I CAN FINALLY ATTEND… THE MANA BAR.

If you love corsets, this is the site for you! I’m linking you to the ‘corset of the day’ page because I prefer these ones and they’re on sale! So bootifulll

http://www.corsets-au.com/corset-of-the-day-1.html

Yeahhh, if anyone feels like buying me a corset (My birthday is coming up =P) then uhhh… feel free :)

I think this comic makes a similar point

nomdaface:

She’s crying, that’s how much pain she’s in. I just sent her home. I hope she gets better D:

I feel so helpless just standing there, not being able to do anything.

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Thank you for your tears. They help me heal.

Woah just realised that’s a tangled reference!

Nah all good, the ambulance men gave me morphine, and that was FFFUUUUNNNNN. I love morphine. Diagnosis was: Unknown. Just random abdominal pain, so they treated it. with drugs. which I love.

LOVE YOU LIZZLE, SORRY I KEPT YOU UP, THANK YOU FOR LOOKING AFTER ME.

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This is clever if you’re a grammar Nazi.

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Do not ask us about Mrs Cake http://formspring.me/ItsJulz

You make my stomach flip and curl and soar, all at the same time.

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nomdaface:

I WILL SEE HIM. IN THE FLESH. AND SMELL HIS SMOKE/ALCOHOL DRENCHED BODY. AND I WILL LOVE HIM.

I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST HIS MUSK!

I love the FuckYeahArtStudentOw blog, but sometimes there will be a post that art students seem to think are unique to art students, but they’re not. I mentioned it to one of my friends once and she said ‘No, it’s worse for art students’. I can’t remember what the actual blog was, but it was something about deadline tomorrow and ignoring it. I’ve also found that some art students are the only ones who get prejudiced requests based on their major, such as a Fashion major student being asked to make all their friends Halloween costumes, or a Fine Arts major student being asked to do everyone’s portrait. I get the same sort of thing. I’m studying Games and Interactive Entertainment at Queensland University of Technology and I get people asking me to make their games all the time, despite only being in the degree for 6 months. If I specify that I’m majoring in Game Design, they still ask me if I can make their game for them. Having said that, I’m very well aware it’s not just my degree and art students as well. I’m sure the medical students get asked ‘So you’re going to cure cancer/aids/common cold’ or whatever, or get asked to treat/diagnose various illnesses and allergies fairly regularly.

So please stop thinking you’re the only one to get asked ridiculous requests based on your area of tertiary education, or you’re the only one to pull an all-nighter, or that it’s more difficult for your area of study than anyone other area of study.

Anyway that concludes my rant for the day. Good night and farewell.